Conrad Parker

Kbert Industries

Kbert Industries is a world leading manufacturer of improbable shite.

Our flagship product, the Underwear FIFO, is a revolutionary fusion of classical sartorial storage with a hint of Internet-inspired practicality. It's the perfect accessory for today's web-weary traveller in need of personal wardrobe automation. It's your hyperlink to a future of virtual washing!

If you're writing modern poetry, don't go past our Metaphor Machine, your personal source of fathomless phrases that will keep your readers deconstructing for years.

Insert dirty underwear this end | | -------------------------------- +--> Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ---> -------------------------------- ^ | Retrieve clean underwear this end.

The Underwear FIFO in operation!