Sun Oct 18 1998
Hash Browns




Title:  Hash Browns
Author: Kfuck/Slarken
Genre:  Hard


    H A S H  B R O W N S
    --------------------

Dr Death, go cook me a hash brown
I'm feeling kinda hungry
And when I get that rumblin' down
I need to fill my tummy


With some grease and lard and potato and shit
Go fry me some onions and step on it
Fuck the egg and the bacon and the toast
Just gimme the breakfast that packs in the most

Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!
Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!
Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!
Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!

Stack them, pile them on my plate
Let me shove them in my face
No more need for, fuck nutrition
Fuckin' hash browns what I'm missin

Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns, fucken
Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns, fuckme

Waitresses with phony laugh-es
All the patrons have tight asses
Thats because they all eat lard
And like it cos it makes their buns hard

Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns, fucken
Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns 
Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns, fuckme
Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns Hash Browns

Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!
Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!
Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!
Fuckin Hash Browns! Fuckin Hash Browns!

fucken'
I  WANT  HASH  BROWNS  AND  I  WANT  THEM
  N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-W !!!!


  -- Dedicated to the Sands Cafe, Coogee
        where hash browns are served with
        every breakfast ordered.


Kfuck.